Exa Greco-Roman Toga Launch Party
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:D^◡^Same mission, new name! Come join the Exa (prev. Metaphor) team for the official Exa Launch Party! Exa's mission is to organize the world's knowledge... and so naturally this is a TOGA party!
Please come wearing your finest philosophical toga. Silk is recommended, table cloth is allowed, tech hoodie is banned.
There will be endless swag, truth-inducing serums 😉, a banging DJ, and an Acropolis room for debating all things knowledge.
Space is limited, so make sure to RSVP.
Thanks to everyone who's supported us on this wild journey as we've grown the team, shipped new features, and rebranded.
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8:30pm-9pm: Party begins by lighting Olympic torch using old Metaphor swag as fuel
9-10pm: Large servings of greek wine obtained from the hills of whole foods and safeway
10-11pm: [In response to disgraceful serving of alcohol at an SF party] Colosseum match between Jeffrey Wang and Andrew Huberman -- Hubes likely no-show due to strict sleeping protocol.
11-12pm: oracle of delphi ecstatic dance adapted for modern EDM
12pm-1am: Acropolis room debate about the best way to organize knowledge, moderated by Will Plato Bryk
1am-1:30am: Final preparations for major war against the Persians and Googlers
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