A Very Bellies Out Birthday

Ever wonder how far a guy will go to avoid a boring birthday party? Meet Joseph Vincent D’Onofrio Cairo, who is turning 47 years old and figured the only way to get anyone to celebrate his special day is for the Bellies Out to play a show for all you Bellyheads! On January 25, 2025, gather your friends, enemies, and the people you awkwardly swiped right on—everyone is invited to help Joe pretend he’s in a legit band. Once again, it’ll be at The Delancey. Once again, it’ll be $10. Once again, it’ll be at 9:45 p.m. We strongly encourage you to buy tickets ahead of time. Our sales will close at 4pm on the day of the show, ONLY CASH will be taken at the door! If you’re reading this and still confused about when and where, don’t worry! That just means you’re our target audience. Link to pre-show tickets: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdjHn3U7BHHAc3OYlNEdJqszahDPCQ3XiPRw1AjN7YM9CyhpQ/viewform?usp=pp_url