🌀 THE THREE STEP PROCESS TO GO FROM REPELLENT CYNICAL SELF-SABOTAGER TO MAGNETIC AND AUTHENTIC OPTIMIST IN 60-MINUTES 🌀
Meet your 2025 Future Self in this one-of-a-kind workshop to set powerful and balanced goals design using intuition, neuroscience, and a little bit of pixie dust.
WHERE? The interwebs (aka Zoom)
HOW MUCH? Free or Donation ($25 suggestion… you know… for 2025 😉)
🗺️ WHAT YOU'LL DO 🗺️
🚀 15-minute guided meditation to time travel to the end of 2025 and retrieve the inside scoop from your Future Self on what to conjure and prepare for this coming year.
📜 Create a 2025 Future Self Survival Guide so you can identify and cultivate more of the highs, have the tools to intuitively navigate the lows, and plants seeds of possibility as you personally grow.
🧘 A gentle somatic practice to supercharge your intuition by clarifying your full body yes whenever you feel out of whack and alignment.
✍️ An automatic writing practice (don’t worry—I’ll teach you how!) to craft tangible and achievable goals that set your 2025 self up for success.
💖 An energetic embodiment practice to collapse timelines by embodying your future self IRL.
🔮 Intuitive reading for the group to get clear on how to embrace the endless possibilities of 2025 and prepare for the unexpected plot twists.
It’ll feel suspiciously easy, as you bob and weave through the coming days and months. With an intention that’s aligned with your soul and designed to morph and grow with you, anything becomes possible. Road blocks transform into launch pads and existential crises become training mats with you only becoming stronger, calmer, and more vibrant.
The future unknown used to be a daunting gaping abyss that set your spidey senses off and had your nervous system battening down the hatches. Now, you’re bouncing on the balls of your feet, ecstatic and truly prepared for what the future will bring.
After all, you collapse timelines to unlock future possibilities by seeing the proof that it’s an inevitability for your dreams to become your reality.
As the age old adage goes: you’ve gotta see it to believe it…
… and who better to trust than your Future Self.
🪩YOU DO THAT BY 🪩
- Visualizing the future to unlock new doorways and prepare you for the magic that’s about to be conjured in your reality.
- Identifying limiting beliefs that you’re ready to transform and winding them into your goals to make them happen, easy peasy lemon squeezy
- Creating a somatic safety imprint for the pending changes so you’ll recognize them when they show up and allow your self to navigate through them calmly and confidently
- Submerging your senses in the details of your future reality and training your intuition to recognize the alignment when it shows up.
- Crafting goals that not only feel doable but also enjoyable to complete and merge seamlessly into the life you already love more than anything.
And you’ll do all of that and more in this workshop! Step-by-step.
Once you travel through your own personal Back to the Future, you’ll be *well and truly ready* to set the new powerful intentions of what you want to change this next year. Crafting your intuitive game plan to morph and grow with you is the most intelligent thing you can to calmly and confidently navigate the future unknown.
🧐 WHAT TO EXPECT 🧐
At 6pm, you’ll light your favorite ambient candle and click the Zoom link, ready to dive in. Taking a moment to get settled, you’ll do a simple intention-setting meditation to calibrate your intuition with your full body YES. You’ll debug your intention by purging other people’s limiting beliefs from your 2025 goals and dream to align it with your most authentic self.
Then, you’ll learn the ins and outs of how to navigate deep uncertainty, unprecedented events, and the vast unknown all while working with instead of against yourself to stay crystal clear and deeply dedicated to your goals and magnetic plans.
Next, you’ll sink into a vibe-y guided meditation aka cosmic time machine that’ll transport you forward in time to the end of 2025, where you’ll meet your Future Self. This magnetic version will give you a detailed description of who you’re becoming, so you can embody them right here and now, collapsing timelines.
Scribbling down all your futuristic insight, you’ll craft your very own 2025 Future Self Survival Guide. It will contain everything you will need to know of how to not just survive but thrive during the next 365.
After, you’ll learn how to create the real and last change by what you’re vowing to do more of and what you’re quitting right here and now.
To wrap it all up with a quantum entangled bow, you’ll listen to an intuitive and psychic reading personalized just for the gathered group. Using all of this information, you’ll be able to continue to design your grand schemes for joyful living and liberation so that they’re an inevitability.
You’ll leave feeling excited about all of your impending possibilities, feeling 25x lighter, and supercharged with confidence as you take off into the next 11 months of the year!
🌟 EXCLUSIVE BONUS! 🌟
Ten participants who join live will receive a 15-minute live intuitive reading where we'll tap into the energy of your most magnetic self, what to do more of, and what to do less of in order to create the life of your dreams.
👛 WHAT TO BRING 👛
Yourself (obvi), your favorite journal and pen, and the perfect vibe setting candle.
🫶 PEOPLE WHO'RE INVITED TO REPELLENT CYNIC TO MAGNETIC OPTIMIST IN THREE-STEPS: 🫶
- All of the over-achieving besties who’ve routinely gotten the “Let Me Skip To The Good Part” TikTok audio (#RIP) stuck in their head (and are praying it’s a sign that they’re manifesting).
- All of my recovering perfectionists who currently have a dedicated folder in their email inbox to the 50+ New Year, New Me freebies they’ve downloaded but has only opened maybe three of them no idea how to go about implementing them and worried it will become just another annual archive of false inspiration.
- Anyone who's ever wished they could text their Future Self and wished even harder that there Future Self is somehow Aubrey Plaza with all the tea.
- The non-committal mystics who have the biggest dreams ever but ride the #strugglebus to make them happen (aka their Notes app and journal are a graveyard with new habits and future plans).
- Every single person whoever envied Hermione for her Time Turner or wished they could somehow invent Adam Sandler’s magical universal remote that controls time.
- The future professional resters who want nothing more than to subscribe to slow living and intentional working but have no idea how they’re supposed to make it happen when every time the scratch off a to-do list, two more are automatically added.
- Anyone who wants to existentially purge FOMO from all levels of their consciousness once and for good.
- My best friend who is currently drowning because she some how has 8 trips in the next three months (bachelorette, wedding, showers, etc etc etc) and so now all ideas of rest and spontaneous adventures have been put on hold until April… hopefully…
- Every single TikTok mourner whoever got the 🎵 Can we skip to the good part 🎵 jingle stuck in their head and was secretly convinced that the more repeats they got, the faster the quantum leaping would happen.
- The recovering people-pleasure that are worried they’re some how going to overcommit their PTO again this year and have to reschedule their dream vacation to see the Mayan ruins for the third year in a row.
- Anyone who’s ever been obsessed with Mastermind by Taylor Swift and/or listened to it on repeat (no explanation needed).
- The existential dread warriors who are doing their best to not #freakout at the state of the world because they want to BE the change and create real and tangible ripple effects in their line of work, relationships, and community by conjuring new (and never before seen) solutions that will affect meaningful shifts in the world for the greatest good.
- The spiritual skeptics who want to see with their own eyes that the future magical reality the psychics on Threads and YouTube keep talking about is actually possible (and if so, how they want to subscribe to it).
- Every single person who ever picked up a stick they found in their local park as a child and proceeded to cast elaborate spells with it.
- Any and all people who are ready to take charge of their own destiny and design a life that feels even more liberating who’s free on February 5th from 6-7pm MT…
I'll see you at the workshop to Meet Your Future Self and make your 2025 the year of your dreams!!!
🌟 EXCLUSIVE BONUS! 🌟
Ten participants who join live will receive a 15-minute live intuitive reading where we'll tap into the energy of your most magnetic self, what to do more of, and what to do less of in order to create the life of your dreams.
