Gnomeman's Land Dance Party @the Faight

Hey You Charming Creature of the Night! Your favorite dusty gnomes are throwing a fundraiser party that’s bound to knock your socks (and maybe even your pointy hats) off! Mark your calendars for the most enchanting evening of the year — Saturday, June 15th at the Faight Collective in SF. Doors swing open at 7 PM, so waltz on over after your last spoonful of dessert! Location: Faight Collective, San Francisco Time: 7pm till the gnomes go home! Which is about midnight, we're ancient creatures. Afters: Chaos in the CBD @ Public Works has been floated! What’s on tap? - A dancefloor so killer, it’s been accused of murder. Come sway, stomp, and shimmy to a magical lineup of DJs spinning everything from groovy house beats to thumping techno, with a sprinkle of bass for our weird leprechaun cousins (they tend to show up uninvited). - Lemonade! Yes, you heard right. Not just any lemonade, but a gnome-crafted potion that’s refreshingly alcoholic — perfect for quenching your thirst from all that dancing. - Comfy cushions! Because even the perkiest gnome feet need a break. - And oh, expect other "gnomely" surprises that'll tickle your whimsy! Musical chairs (without the chairs)! 7-8pm - Bass Cadet 8-9pm - prinz, chris 9-10pm - Jahjaylee 10-11pm - Mojo (yours truly) 11-pm+ - chiller trax B2B2B2B for human overlord Mayor Breed* *the city makes us turn down the beats that are overly bangin' at 11 PM (boo!), but don’t you fret! The party goes on with still bangin' chill tracks & chilled libations to keep the night young and the conversations going. Tickets! Grab your pass to enchantment for just $25 at the door or by venmo/cashapp to @jflmoran. But hey, while that gets you in, it won’t cover the dragon’s hoard we need to amass ($4000 to be exact). So, if you're feeling the gnome-love, or if your pockets are as deep as our gnome hats, consider pitching in a bit more. Can’t make it? A wee donation is just as magical! [venmo/cashapp: jflmoran] Why this ruckus? Sadly, Gnomeman’s Land won’t be hitting the playa this year (gnome tears were shed). But your support will help keep our storage safe from inflation’s nasty bite and ensure our grand return in ’25. So, don your finest gnome gear (AKA anything comfortable & expressive!) and let’s make this a night of mythical merriment. Who knows, you may leave with some luck! I hear kissing a gnome brings great fortune... Stay jolly, Your Friends at Gnomeman’s Land 🍄✨