Glowfest 2023
👋 The event is FULL and registrations are closed. Message a host if any questions ✅
👉 NOTE: Proof of payment will be checked at the door 👈
The year is 2913. We ignored Elon’s warnings about AI’s profound risk to humanity and let sentient robots take over the world. All that’s left of Silicon Valley are Waymo cars (they fly now), Patagonia vests (they were not biodegradable), that biohacker Bryan Johnson (he’s still 46)…and a few dozen hot single people. Luckily you are one of them.
On Saturday the 9th, we invite you to teleport into another dimension. Get ready for an evening of vibrant energy, hypnotic beats, glow-in-the-dark cocktails, and intriguing people whom ChatGPT-400 has hand-selected for this soirée.
Dress Code: All white attire and futuristic vibes – Come ready to shine under the UV lights! We’ll have some extra t-shirts if you forget - if you wear one, expect to get drawn on.
We love surprises and this night will be full of them. Hint: explore the side rooms and dive right into an otherworldly experience.
Please Venmo Jake $30 by 12/8 to secure your spot on the list: @jake-schwartz-1
See you there!
Elyse & Jake
PS this is a singles-only party - please don’t rsvp if you’re coupled up :)
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