Sam’s De-Assification Celebration

Tuesday, Jun 30

8:00pm

Hosted by

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THESE CHEEKS HAVE GOT 2 GOOOOOOO! come celebrate with me -- on Thursday my hips finally learn how to lie. this is also your LAST CHANCE to witness this oft-celebrated ass: - my ex-husband's favorite thing about me! - brought up at a recent wedding as something a friend "has thought about"! - my mom, accusing me of ingratitude, once noted that if she'd been similarly endowed, "they would have made [her] QUEEN"! QUEEN! alas... say bun voyage with friends and enjoy some appropriately themed treats and also fire.