POOLS of Malört - movie event + drink experience
Come watch POOLS with a party sponsored by Malört, brought to you by Elevated Films, & hosted by Camera Ambassador in their baller new location at Cinecity. Post-movie DJ set!
3 Shots of Malort and 1 Malort Cocktail provided free, for a movie x Malort experience. Rules below!
(Non-drinkers will be provided a bitter-ass substitute)
This is also a party! DJ TBA. But they'll be good. And a huge deal. We promise.
Wear your best and goofiest Christmas attire. Best costume wins a free bottle of Malort.
And get ready for merch raffles my merchy friends.
Doors Open: 7
Screening: 8
Drunk Q&A: 9:35
Party on with DJ mysterio: 9:50 till you drop.
THE POOLS OF MALORT ROOLS:
1) Whenever the cast toasts Malört on screen, stand up and do a toast with them, downing a shot of Malört."
2) Whenever someone jumps into a pool, air-mail a sip of Malört into your mouth from above.
3) Whenever the cast kisses, feed your neighbor a sip of Malört, however you see fit.
4) Whenever Michael the AC Repairman smokes a cig, sip malort through a straw, making a slurping sound.
5) Whenever Dale or his Cardboard Cutout are on screen, or narrating the movie--hold a bitter little sip of Malört in your mouth. The whole fucking time. And then swallow it. And then slowly say "Fuck you Dale."
This is gonna be fun. And disgusting. But also good and fun. And great. And amazing.
If you're gonna drink, don't drive!
When you get into Cinecity, walk down the long Hallway to the elevator and take it up to the third floor, pressing the button for "Camera Ambassador."
When you leave, just try to remember your address and call an uber.
Venmo @websterpictures to secure your ticket.
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