The Substance! The Parody Musical
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ᵔ▿ᵔ💉 The Substance: The Parody Musical
🦠 5 Performances
💉 Fri, Oct 24 - 9:30 pm
💉 Sun, Oct 26 - 5:00 pm
💉 Mon, Oct 27 - 7:00 pm
💉 Tues, Oct 28 - 9:30 pm
💉 Wed, Oct 29 - 9:30 pm
🎟️ www.TheBeechman.com
Tickets start at $30
Extremely Limited Seating
Runtime: 65 minutes
✨ Inspired by the Academy Award winning Gore-a-palooza, The Substance! The Parody Musical is the deliriously raucous musical event set to splatter 42nd street this Halloween season with blood, gore, and sparkle—Elisabeth Sparkle, that is. 💖
🤩 Featuring an all-star lineup of off-broadway comedy clowns, and injected with surprise guests every night, The Substance features a score of beloved Broadway hits in a hilariously horrifying new context.
Written by
🦠 Drama Desk Nominee Jonathan Hogue (Stranger Sings)
🦠 Billy Recce (Five: The Parody Musical)
🦠 Jaime Lyn Beatty (Starkid)
🦠 Directed by Sam LaFrage (Slam Frank)
🦠 Produced by Rogue Party
Starring
🦠 Drama Desk Nominee Jenny Lee Stern (Forbidden Broadway) as ELIZABETH
🦠 Jayke Workman (Chicago, Fowl Play) as SUE
🦠 Jaime Lyn Beatty (Starkid)
🦠 Garrett Poladian (Titanique)
🦠 Megan Griggs (Stranger Sings)
🦠 Gabriella Joy Rodriguez (Five: The Parody Musical)
This bats*t musical spectacular gleefully blends body horror absurdity, divas belting their beautiful young faces off and Monstro Elizasue live and in person! 👹
Expect a spectacle that’ll have you pulling out your teeth, throwing snow globes at the wall, and wondering just when Demi Moore is gonna storm in with a Cease-and-Desist.
💉 The Substance: The Parody Musical
🎭 The Laurie Beechman Theatre at the West Bank Cafe
📍 407 w 42nd St | Hell’s Kitchen
🎟️ www.TheBeechman.com
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☠️ Side effects of spending Halloween at the Beechman include chills, thrills, seeing stars, and uncontrolled laughter.
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