We were promised microchips, 5G Wi-Fi, and absolute death by "experts" online. Instead, I still have to wake up every morning. I'm PISSED.
No magnetic skin, no cell phone bars... WHERE IS MY 5G INTERNAL WI-FI HOT SPOT, DR. FAUCI???
Join our First Amendment assembly at Upper Senate Park to formally protest our disappointment over our persistent, unwanted vital signs.