WELCOME TO THE BIKE PARADE

YOU ARE A YOUNG BOY. I AM YOUR FATHER. I AM TAKING YOU OUT OF THE CITY. TO JOIN THE BIKE PARADE --- RIDE THE WORST / GOOFIEST / LEAST EFFICIENT / SEXIEST BIKE YOU OWN FROM BK TO MONTAUK --- ~ 125 MILES --- NOT A DROP RIDE BUT NOT A NO DROP RIDE --- YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN SHIT. THE LONG ISLAND RAILROAD IS OUR SAG VEHICLE. THERE WILL BE A TRUCK TO BRING THE BIKES OF OUR GLORIOUS FINISHERS BACK FROM MONTAUK TO JAMAICA STATION, AFTER THAT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. --- CAMPING MIGHT HAPPEN FOR SOME FOLKS IN MONTAUK BUT WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT. THE TRUCK CAN BRING YOUR CAMPING STUFF OUT THERE BUT YOU HAVE TO GET IT HOME THE NEXT DAY. AND YOUR BIKE. --- DFL LOVES YOU BUT WE LOVE CHAOS MORE