The Queer Beret - CRUISING: In Deep Ship
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โโฟโAhoy ye sexy, scalliwags ๐ดโโ ๏ธ , sirens ๐งโโ๏ธ & seamen ๐ฆ ! Itโs all hands on dick ๐ & ankles away ๐ข as The Queer Beret leaves port and sets sail ๐ฅ๏ธ into uncircumcised water ! On Ryan Patrickโs Cruise Ship for Cruisers, Other Cruisers, And Those Who Donโt Identify as Cruisers; and, also, Non-Binaries, ๐ฏ weโre celebrating the many pleasures of cruising culture ๐ . Help us make great headway as we navigate tight berths ๐ณ๏ธ , check out tackle ๐ฃ and ride the swell ๐ . Peek through our gaping porthole ๐ช& see how upright your mast can get! Take a ride down the water slide ๐ right into the All-you-can-eat butt-fet, ๐ with our famous bareback ribs. ๐ Butt keep it tight queens, we ask no bloomin onions please! ๐น Experience deck-defying entertainment featuring our house band, The Gruntz!, ๐ธ a bevy of internationally tolerated singers, ๐๏ธ and an actual, god-damned magician ๐ช . So cum cruise ๐ณ๏ธ your lil gay hearts ๐ out at The Queer Beret; your timbers wonโt be the only thing shivering! ๐ซฆ
There may even be some celebs on boardโฆ. undercoverโฆ. ๐
โฆ.Itโs not Tom Cruise.
Sunday, March 15th
Doors 6:30pm / Show 7:30
The Stud @studsf - 1123 Folsom St
Original poster concept by Wesley
Sea Decor by Sarah Catherine
FEATURING:
Your Cast & Crew:
๐ Ryan Patrick Welsh (Cruising Director)
๐ Phil Wong (1st Mate)
๐ Kitty Litter (Lorna Love Coozer the Lovelorn Cruiser)
๐ Andrew Evans (Actual Magician)
๐ Bill Wicht (Your Captain)
๐ Dick Drollinger (Not Tom Cruise)
Cruisinโ For A Blusinโ (The Gruntz!)
๐ Noah Bossert - MD / Keys
๐ Austin West - Bass
๐ Nathaniel Welch - Drums
Guest List
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