Snowball Armageddon
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¬‿¬*UPDATE*
First, we determine the weak and the strong among our tribe. Then, we march our battalion to the infamous Malcolm X snowball fight around 11:30, with a possible hot chocolate pit stop for refueling.
*BREAKING*
A powerful snowstorm is tracking in from the southwest and is expected to arrive Saturday night. Forecast models indicate significant accumulation, optimal packing density, and prime conditions for wet mittens and poor decision-making.
Visibility may be reduced, roads may become slick, and by dawn on Sunday morning, neighborhoods are expected to be blanketed in what meteorologists are calling “extremely throwable snow.”
Meet at Walter Pierce Park at 10am pending conditions/hangovers. Teams may form organically. Alliances are temporary. Mercy is optional.
Post-game hot chocolates may be had, contributions encouraged.
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