death duel to fix "The Ratio"
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:Dsick of "The Ratio" but your big tech boss won't let you relocate to NYC to get women??
awwwhhww poor little guy 🥺!!
that must be so hard for you :(((
There's only one way to fix this.
MEN COME DUEL TO THE DEATH*.
at sundown
at salesforce park, in the shadow of the mighty rod of salesforce tower, an emblem of masculinity and virility
[edit: will actually be at 2pm in Golden Gate Park, the TJPA politely declined to sponsor this event for some reason]
no weapons or ai agents sent as proxies. just you and your disproportionately strong wrists built from climbing and pickleball.
don't miss it.
*my legal advisory council says i need to specify that this is a "joke." instead, medical castration will be provided to losers**
**my legal advisory council says i need to specify that this is also a "joke"
women can come also & watch the duel & maybe take the strongest, most virile men that emerge as victors
oiling up pre-fight is encouraged. oil and oilers will be provided.
there will be a big prize. not saying what it is.
fighting will be with giant inflatable boxing gloves, which should hopefully cause minimal damage, and no prior experience is required. if you want to fight or otherwise help with this event (e.g. organize brackets, oil up fighters) fill out this form: tinyurl.com/death-duel
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