Poker Night Tournament by Parker & Bustem
Hosted by Parker & Bustem
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˘▿˘PARKER x BUSTEM PRESENT: ALL-IN POKER NIGHT ♠️♥️
Once upon a time, two companies got tired of the same warm beer and awkward startup small talk.
Parker is the black card for ecom kings — cash back, float, and the kind of perks your CFO pretends to understand.
Bustem is the private security detail for your brand — we hunt down counterfeiters, scammers, and that guy who’s been running TikTok ads with your exact landing page.
Now, we’re joining forces for one very unserious but extremely elegant night.
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ALL-IN POKER NIGHT
An invite-only evening at our Manhattan HQ that smells like old money, ambition, and just a hint of scandal.
Expect:
🎲 Players
🃏 Private dealers & pro poker tables
🍸 Cocktails strong enough to dissolve an NDA
🎩 Velvet, tuxedos, gowns, egos
🎶 Music, mischief, and elite company
💰 No buy-in — just pride, prestige, and curated prizes for the top 3
Don’t know how to play? Doesn’t matter.
Half the room will bluff, the other half will talk about their LTV:CAC ratio.
And the real deals won’t be at the table anyway.
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NOTES FOR OUR GUESTS
👔 Formal dress required. No hoodies. No merch tees. No “I just exited” energy.
🕰 Show up on time. Late arrivals will be locked out — like a Stripe account under review.
🪪 Bring valid ID if you plan to drink like your trust fund just matured.
🫴 Not playing? Pull up anyway. The off-table energy will be immaculate.
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Got questions?
DM Oliver on Twitter: @oliver__b1
Or IG: @oliverb
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This isn’t your founder friend’s rooftop happy hour.
It’s high stakes, low morals, and a night worth dressing up for.
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