4th of July Blowout

Saturday, Jul 4

2:00pm

Hosted by

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Trashy, over-the-top patriotism. Make Uncle Sam proud! Sunglasses HIGHLY encouraged

Burgers, grilled skewers, fruit, and drinks will be provided. Bring whatever makes you think of the true 'Murican experience.

Street parking is likely available but never guaranteed

🦅🎆 LISTEN UP, PATRIOTS 🎆🦅 The bald eagles have spoken, the grill has been blessed by George Washington's ghost, and DESTINY is calling collect from 1776 — so answer it! On the FOURTH OF JULY we are storming Luke's rooftop to celebrate the greatest country to ever slap a flag on a pickup truck, and we will NOT be doing it quietly. Expect burgers the size of manhole covers, grilled veggie skewers fired from a cannon of pure liberty, a cooler of ice-cold freedom juice deeper than the Grand Canyon, and enough red, white & blue to give a bald eagle a patriotic seizure of joy. The dress code is TRASHY, GLORIOUS, OVER-THE-TOP AMERICANA — flag capes, cutoff jorts, NASCAR-chic, tank tops that have seen things, and yes, SUNGLASSES (the sheer wattage of freedom will be hazardous to the unprotected retina). Bring your appetite, bring your loudest stars-and-stripes, bring a sixer or a snack if the spirit of capitalism moves you — and prepare to feel SO American the IRS sends you a thank-you card. Hit that big red, white & blue button, RSVP now, and let's make the Founding Fathers WEEP. 🫡🍔🎸🇺🇸💥 USA! USA! USA!