Thirty-Fourida Man

Friday, Jun 19

8:00pm

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Get ready for the most chaotic, sun-soaked birthday bash of the year: Thirty-Fourida Man, a Florida Man-themed celebration in honor of a not necessarily "proud" but geographically true Florida Man: me, the person sweatily writing this event description, Cameron! Ah yes Florida, that politically problematic peninsula of theme parks and thunderstorms, reptiles and Real Housewives, that one family member who you no longer speak to now residing in God's Waiting Room, and outrageous news headlines that sound fake but absolutely aren’t. We celebrate thee. Come dressed as your best Florida Man headline waiting to happen because for once MY culture is YOUR costume! So bring your mullets and your bath salts, grab a drink, and help me prove that turning 34 doesn’t just mean getting older; it means leveling up to a fully theme-park-tested, humidity-forged, headline-ready Thirty-Fourida Man!

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