Spencer's 27th Birthday Gathering/Bonanza/Rager/Kickback/Bonfire/Lasershow

Saturday, Jul 11

2:00pm

PTET

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⚠️⚠️⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️⚠️⚠️ 🗣️ SPENCER DAY IS UPON US 🗣️ YES. AFTER YEARS OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS, I, SPENCER, AM THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN 😱😱😱 THIS YEAR MY BIRTHDAY FALLS ON A SATURDAY WHICH MEANS: 🍖 meat may be grilled 🔥 asses may be blasted by bonfire smoke 🍻 drinks may be consumed irresponsibly 💋 somebody may cry in the bathroom 🦅 FREEDOM MAY RING RUMORS ARE ALSO SWIRLING THAT 🏛️ Daniel Lurie, Mayor of San Francisco, may be in attendance HOWEVER… THE FATE OF SPENCER DAY RESTS IN YOUR GREASY LITTLE HANDS. THEREFORE WE BEGIN… 📜 THE THREE STEP MASTER PLAN 📜 1️⃣ RSVP YOU BEAUTIFUL RATS (this filters out people who “already have plans” aka weak bloodline behavior) once a headcount strictly based on availability is determined ... 2️⃣ WE WILL VOTE 🌭 Golden Gate Park BBQ + games+ bouncy house? 🔥 OB bonfire + bars after?? 🛒 accidental felony?? Only the strong survive this stage. You are free to opt out at this point. RECOMMENDATIONS FOR NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES ARE WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED. lastly... 3️⃣ WE FULL SEND. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. NO LAWYERS. NO JOURNALISTS. KAPEESH❓CAPISCE PLEASE ARRIVE: ✔️ sexy ✔️ hydrated ✔️ spiritually prepared ✔️ ready to tell a stranger “I love you man” ❌ “can we keep it lowkey?” ass behavior ❌ leaving before the drunk philosophical conversation starts LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, SPENCER 🧓 soon-to-be certified unc 🍻 patron saint of tomfoolery 🔥d

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