SF's Performative Male Contest

Friday, Aug 22, 2025

6:30pm – 9:00pm

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https://open.spotify.com/artist/3l0CmX0FuQjFxr8SK7Vqag

AT CAPACITY. EVENT IS FULL Think you’ve got what it takes? Free matcha (from @kiss_of_matcha) if you compete. Competition begins at 7pm. How It Works: Round 1: AI rates your Performative Maleness™. Finals: Live judging by SF micro-celebs on: 1. Drip (Labubu bonus points) 2. Niche feminist literature references per minute 3. Matcha flavor critique expertise 4. Overall vibe of performativity

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