SF's Performative Male Contest
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^⎵^8/1000 spots left
AT CAPACITY. EVENT IS FULL
Think you’ve got what it takes? Free matcha (from @kiss_of_matcha) if you compete. Competition begins at 7pm.
How It Works:
Round 1: AI rates your Performative Maleness™.
Finals: Live judging by SF micro-celebs on:
1. Drip (Labubu bonus points)
2. Niche feminist literature references per minute
3. Matcha flavor critique expertise
4. Overall vibe of performativity
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