got laid off? your love life a disaster? not one, but two of your violins got stolen? your family won't stop asking you about raymond, your hypothetical future husband they invented in their minds because it sounds like your brother's wife's name (rachel)? your parents got divorced, then couple swapped with their best friends who also got divorced? not sure what the point of your existence is, let alone the purpose of humanity? just turned 30?*
well then, a guttural scream at the sea may be right for you.
come scream. then perhaps eat some freshly cut fruit? (BYOFCF)
schedule:
4:45pm - vocal warm-ups
5:00pm - screaming contest (points for volume, duration, and style)
5:30pm - practice yells
5:45pm - the one really big one (scream)
5:47pm - vocal cool-downs
5:51pm - eat freshly cut fruit? (BYOFCF)
*completely hypothetical examples, not based on me and my friends' lives at all. All characters in this description are fictitious, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
faqs:
*what if i have a really weird sounding scream?*
the sea doesn't judge
*no like you don't understand, my scream is like really weird"
it's okay man
*I am 22, can I still come?*
sure whatever but I don't really believe you have real guttural-scream-level problems yet to be honest
*I'm founding growth engineer at screamr AI (YC W26) and we think this is such a fun, quirky event, would you be interested in discussing a sponsorship?*
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
*no one is asking you these, you clearly just made them up*
this is not a question
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