The Great Fertile Crescent Matchmake of 2026
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❛o❛UPDATE: we have reached critical straight woman mass. if u r a woman who is ONLY interested in dating a man, as of Friday Jan 9 PST 4pm, u r hereby forbidden from applying. straight women who already got ur applications in ur good. sorry love u xx
LET'S PUT THOSE NEW YEARS EVE GRAPES TO THE TEST!! Mega blind date party. Fill out a dating questionnaire so a council of cuffed LA-based twentysomethings can pair you up with your match for the night.
FILL OUT THIS FORM RN: https://forms.gle/U1UMaBPEji4D1vy89
January 13th: last day to submit ur application!!!
January 14-15th: wise elders manually match people based on their profiles
January 16th: u receive details for location (the fertile crescent) + timing of the party, as well as instructions for what to wear/bring in order to be identified by ur match
January 17th: THE GREAT FERTILE CRESCENT MATCHMAKE OF 2026. meet your match, get lit, shake ass, compete with other couples through a series of whimsical games. BEST COUPLE GETS FAKE MARRIED + WINS a gift card for second date.
this is a free event and it's just about love <3 but liquor is not free so if u plan to drink maybe venmo me a lil if ur able, hence the pay-what-you-can.
DEATH TO NONCHALANCE. WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE!!
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