π Frederick Douglass Memorial Bridge
π‘ Assemble at 6:45pm
Adulting is HARD. Bills, emails, responsibilities, pretending you're fine... we're tired. So for one evening, we're officially opting out. π πΎββοΈ
Welcome to the most unhinged self-care session of your life.
Here's the plan:
7:05pm SHARP: We scream. Three screams, five seconds each. Not a polite little yelp. We're getting the WHOLE distraction out. The boss email, the situationship, the rent, that one group chat. All of it. Straight into the Anacostia. π
7:07pm: Hug session + words of encouragement, because we're chaotic but we're also soft. π«
After: We head to the Thompson Hotel rooftop for drinks and new friends, and act completely normal like we didn't just scream off a bridge 20 minutes ago. πΈπ€
π The Rules
Only scream into the Anacostia. Not at tourists, not at cars, not at your friend. The Anacostia only.
π What to Bring
β’ Yourself
β’ A friend
β’ Tissues (no shame)
β’ Every ounce of stress and frustration you've been carrying
π Parking
β’ Free: Anacostia Park
β’ Paid: Street parking on Potomac Ave SE and 1st St SE
Carpool with your scream buddy if you can! π«ΆπΎ
This is a no-judgment zone. Come as you are, and leave a little lighter.
A new way to get 1% better. Yes, you need this. And yes, we're doing this. π₯