Jacob's Birthday Party
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แตโฟแต๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS ๐จ๐จ The refs have reviewed the play ๐๐บ๐ฌ. The ruling on the field is: birthday. ๐๐ค๐๐จ Jacob is once again becoming alarmingly older ๐ด๐โณ๐๐.
To commemorate this historic occasion ๐๐๏ธ๐ฆ
, you are hereby summoned ๐ซตโก๐ฃ to a ๐
โจ BIRTHDAY HOUSE PARTY โจ๐ featuring ๐ป drinks ๐น๐บ, ๐ snacks ๐ฟ๐ฎ, ๐ถ live music in the backyard ๐ธ๐ณ๐
, questionable dance moves ๐บ๐๐ชฉ๐, and an ๐บirresponsiblyโจ high concentration of Jewish young adultsโข
Come at 7:30 PM ๐ขโฐ for live music ๐ต๐
๐ธ, stay for Jacob's final Havdalah as a Moishe House resident ๐ญ๐ฏ๏ธ๐, and then help send him into retirement (from residency, not life... probably ๐ด๐๐) the only way we know how: snacks ๐๐ช, stories ๐๐, dancing ๐๐บ๐ชฉ, and singing ๐ค๐ถ until Jacob loses his voice ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ธโจ.
This is your **FINAL** opportunity ๐จโ ๏ธ to experience Jacob in his natural habitat ๐ฆ
๐ณ๐ฆ before he migrates to a different zip code ๐ฌ๐๐งญ (Go Terps ๐ข๐ฅ). Scientists ๐งช๐ฅผ๐ have determined there's a 194% chance you MUST attend ๐๐ฏ๐จ, and missing it may result in contracting gigaFOMO ๐ค๐๐ญ๐ฆ. RSVP ๐๐ฒ before Uranus enters retrograde ๐ชโจ๐ฎ๐. May the odds be ever in your flavor. ๐ญ๐ซก๐ฆ
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