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❛o❛🕯 Obituary Notice 🕯
It is with bittersweet joy that we announce the passing of Emily Anne Coghlan’s single life,
which left us far too soon, to a place we can only hope is better than here.
Born: October 7, 1996
Departed: December 27, 2025
She is survived by her beloved fiancé Colin Patrick Fuhr, her loyal girlfriends, and the countless empty wine bottles that guided her through her twenties.
A memorial service will be held in her honor:
📅 Date: October 25, 2025
📍 Location: 105 N May Street Chicago, IL
⚰️ Attire: Funeral Chic
🍽️ Meal: Chipotle (family style), her favorite
🍸Drinks: BYOB
Following the service, the procession will move from bar to bar, raising glasses in her memory and sending her singlehood off in proper spirits.
Please join us as we gather not to weep, but to celebrate the vibrant chaos of her final nights as a single woman. Drinking, dancing, and toasting to serve as her official last rites.
In lieu of flowers, guests are encouraged to contribute to a lingerie shower, ensuring the dearly departed bachelorette is well-prepared for her afterlife as a wife. (top size medium/8, bottom size large/12)
May her single life Rest In Peace.
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