PowerPoint Party
Calling all scholars 🧑🏻🏫 freaks 😜✊ and independent thinkers 🧠: PDX Horror Book Club 📚 invites you 🫵🫵🫵 to a Powerpoint Party! It’s time to lock in 🔐 and LOGIN (to your computer) 💻 because the news cycle 📰 is STARVING 🤤 for the niche 😐 the strange 👽 the unknown ❓Come ready to sell us on the latest black market cat drug 🐈💉 give us a recap on your favorite conspiracy theory ✈️🏢🏢💣 or convince us that Tineola bisselliella emit nuclear radiation 🐛 Our only guideline is that you keep the subject matter within the realm of creepy 👻 freaky 😏conspiratorial 😩🤯 or weird! Yeah, we wanna hear THAT take. Send this to 🔟 freaky sluts with theories 🕵🏻♀️ if you get 0️⃣ back, you’ve got some dry 🏜️ theories that we know can’t hold water 💦 if you get 2️⃣ back your bussy means business 🧑🏻💼 if you get 6️⃣ back congrats, it’s time ⏰ to tell us the HOLE 🕳️ story on PowerPoint Night!
We probably don’t have to remind anyone in this group but just in case: please don’t bring us a rude or bigoted take! This is not your chance to be an edge lord! Nobody will think it’s funny or cool and you’ll probably get booted from the group!
We’ll have limited drinks and want to have a group charcuterie board so please bring something to contribute: pickles, olives, cheese, crackers, etc. Other than that, bring your favorite drink and your best public speaking voice!
Your presentation should be:
Tone: informative / persuasive / argumentative
File format: .pptx
Length: Please keep ‘em under 10 minutes
Send to: pdxhorrorbookclub@gmail.com
Please email your powerpoints to Marlena & Lucy by 12pm NOON on Friday, August 21st (day of) to be included! Make sure your file is in .pptx (which can be exported as such via Microsoft PowerPoint, Google Slides, or Apple Keynote)
“When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?” -Fox Mulder, The X-Files
*please note: 9/11 is TAKEN! We will NOT be accepting any more 9/11 material!!*
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