Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? @ Purgatory!

Name: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? @ Purgatory!
Start: 2026-07-22T23:00:00.000Z
End: 2026-07-23T03:00:00.000Z
Location: Purgatory

Wednesday, Jul 22

7:00pm – 11:00pm

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*YOU MUST RSVP AT THE DICE LINK* WAITLIST TICKETS AVAILABLE! Hi friends, acquaintances, and future non-strangers! This month, we meet at Purgatory to play a game of ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?! Come solo, bring a +1 (or 5), and meet a room full of new friends while having fun trying to recall the capital of Australia (Hint: it’s not Sydney)! We will play in randomized teams so everyone can participate, but if you prefer to join the live studio audience, that’s cool too. Upon arrival, you'll receive a wristband with your team assignment. While we gear up for the game, grab a drink or browse offerings from Morgan’s Room, a queer-owned, music-focused apparel brand. Our game show host will guide you through an evening of lighthearted elementary school trivia. Can you prove you’re smarter than a 5th grader? Doors open at 7pm, and the game will begin around 8pm. Can’t wait to meet you there!