Absurdity Speed Dating (Women's sign up)

Saturday, May 30

7:30pm

PTET

Hosted by Ty

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It might be pretty cold

There will be snacks and water but no alcohol

Safety and Code of Conduct

Speed dating, on the beach, at sunset, woot! -> This event is for women interested in men, ages ~25 to ~35. For men interested in women, go to this link: https://partiful.com/e/2zmalOSDkcU2vZSwQVtx?c=PNIoFGNI -> In the case of adverse weather or an emergency, the event will be rescheduled to June 6 at the same time. -> The event will start on the dot at 7:30pm, so please arrive slightly early. Even if you're late, you can still join in — you might just miss a couple of your dates, and those dates will miss you! -> Plan is to have 10 dates of 4 minutes each, with a 5-minute intermission at the halfway point. -> The rest of the details will be explained once the event starts. -> Expect small doses of absurdity. 😄 You can now ignore everything below, we're just trusting you to show up, there is no waitlist, if we can't get 10 people event will be canceled ***************************************************************************** -> Please provide personal references and their phone numbers. Our background check will be quick 3-minute phone calls with these references. They'll also be the ones we call if someone doesn't show up — yay, peer pressure! ***************************************************************************** -> (New) Referrals: If you have been referred to this event by someone who has already been accepted and is going, we'll consider you a +1, in which case reference calls are no longer necessary. ***************************************************************************** -> Once the background check is complete, we'll notify you that you've made it into the event or onto the waitlist. ***************************************************************************** -> Priority for those who sign up by May 2, rolling admission afterward. RSVP by May 23rd at the latest. (tried really hard on this one but since I failed, the gloves are off) ***************************************************************************** -> If you have to cancel, please send a notification as soon as possible so that those on the waitlist can be notified. ****************************************************************************

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