AHOHO’S ANNUAL PRIDEWEEKATHON
Hosted by ✮ LESBIAN FAIRY PRINCESS ✮
ᵔᴥᵔSERVE CUNT OR B SHUNNED. GLITTER OR NOTHING.
'Twas the eve of PRIDEATHON…
and as the prophecy foretells
wherever there's Ahona,
there IS a party… ⊹₊ ࣪ ⊹ ⋆
(๑>ᴗ<๑)
YEAR TWO HERE WE GOOO !!! 🏳️🌈💜🏳️⚧️
(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ⋆
❥ The council is proud to present that the annual AHOHO’s PRIDEATHON for the girlies, gays, & theys…has officially BEGUNNNN!!!
If ur gay ass goin alone or even w gang gang gang gang gang then pls cum join me!!!! n ur mom in our spiritual journey of practicing the lost art of throwin it back till my back crack, till dawn hit my buttcrack. 𝖠̶𝗆̶𝖾̶𝗇̶ In €|iT0R!$ we trust. 🙏🏽💖
❥ Pls utilize our family recipe of taking 69 doses of homophobic trauma 2x a day dat been passed down for generations & allow the spirit of MAMI MONSTA take over, releasing u frm the shackles of COMPHET/ARCHY, to unlock avatar state for PRIDEATHON:
╰⪼ NO SLEEP. BUS. NO SLEEP. BUS. CLUB. ANOTHER CLUB. ANOTHER CLUB. PLANE. NEXT PLACE. NO SLEEP. NO FEAR. NOBODY BELIEVED ME. 🤲🏽 💓
✱ ANY AFTERS TBD — follow @its.ahona for updates!! ✱
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/its.ahona
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★ DAY 1: Wednesday, June 24th ★
❥ ✅ 1) Queeraoke @ 9PM 📍Henrietta’s (free)
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZ7oniEFtjy/?igsh=MWRreHByN3RoZzZzdA==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/henriettahudson
❥ ✅ 2) Misster Party @ 8PM-4AM 📍 The Woods ($10 at door) — pullin up around midnight~
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZ6gGayx64v/?igsh=dXJ5cHFndzN2bml4
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/missterpartynyc
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★ DAY 2: Thursday, June 25th ★
❥ ✅ 1) Futch @ 10PM-4AM📍 9 Bob Note ($15-$20) — pullin up around midnight~
╰⪼ Tix: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/76108304/futch-brooklyn-9-bob-note?fbclid=PAVERFWASBvCdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaex8A6ThIfDrCiNtpEasoyKQkapxBZZhLN0ZmYaoH90k2zRebAW_pBl0wsrPg_aem_PlIVfdyy-x1TfDix73-LQQ
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYZ81QgDxCJ/?igsh=MWxjZ2ZvM2w2bDM0MQ==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/futchnight
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★ DAY 3: Friday, June 26th ★
❥ ✅ 1) Out & Abt @ 10PM-4AM 📍 9 Bob Note ($20 but Sold Out - unsure if available at door) — pullin up around midnight~
╰⪼ Tix: https://wl.eventim.us/event/Out-and-Abt-Pride/682176?afflky=9BobNote&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleASBu7FleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaeSIMJvIT0XQX1WQWNiJsLsqGdHN1m-DRB4fXtmb3u3E5cU3yk8AVIs0QJVcA_aem_6Sh5Vg_hvVUhOQ_TkkX1KQ
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYnnRr7j28n/?igsh=MXgwanVvNThzMTdsYQ==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/outandabtt
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★ DAY 4: Saturday, June 27th ★
❥ ✅ 1) Dyke March with SALGA @ 5PM 📍Fortitude Lion: 476 5th Ave - Main NYC Public Library (free)
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZoKAgwuNOC/?igsh=dWpucHc2em1obm45
╰⪼ SALGA Insta: https://www.instagram.com/salganyc
╰⪼ Dyke March Insta: https://www.instagram.com/nycdykemarch
❥ ✅ 2) Sholay Events: Desi-Queer Pride on the Pier @ 7PM-12AM 📍 Cobble Fish ($24) — pulin up around 8PM~
╰⪼ Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/sholay-events-desi-queer-pride-on-the-pier-tickets-1989748906542?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&sg=12b9ef227f94ba98ed382c43ac38124903b7c52b37dca6b8c9fa4b4559e4bf5a9eda89f21321eb3c5d427ca24e0beaffeffded8e84083f8001ba59318d0ceb70abba49fc3dcb4e1da0cca7755ee1
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZq7ujURtaf/?igsh=MWVhYTR5d2trZzJnbw==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/sholayevents
❥ ✅ 3) Hot Rabbit: Saturgay Party Offical Dyke March After Party @ 10PM-4AM 📍 3 Dollar Bill ($40 - $60 at door) — pullin up around midnight~
╰⪼ Tix: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/91352965/hot-rabbits-saturgay-the-official-nyc-dyke-march-after-party-brooklyn-3-dollar-bill
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZYdvZ_BNvg/?igsh=d2wzczNpZzBlbnpx
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/hotrabbitnyc
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★ DAY 5: Sunday, June 28th ★
❥ ▫️1) PrideFest @ 11AM-6PM 📍Greenwich Village (free) — pullin up around 3PM~
╰⪼ RSVP: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pridefest-2026-free-rsvp-registration-1989784917251?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&sg=81fd8261862667f0187e32552178be260584c2d9e859acda5ca21d448694fc2c2168bc732af965c80682cfadac32be94e5b64c8cd171d0db4569aa0c3a8e4acb3c8b2cc247afab7e87b38eff6869
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZpwAf-N6RI/?igsh=MWloMThybXVoYmx0NQ==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/nycpride
❥ ▫️2) Color Me Queer @ 6PM-2AM 📍 The Delancey ($30 - $40 at door) — pullin up around 7PM~
╰⪼ Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/color-me-queer-2026-tickets-1985770789888?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&sg=12b9ef227f94ba98ed382c43ac38124903b7c52b37dca6b8c9fa4b4559e4bf5a9eda89f21321eb3c5d427ca24e0beaffeffded8e84083f8001ba59318d0ceb70abba49fc3dcb4e1da0cca7755ee1
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZ4Zbqex0Im/?igsh=YjFhMG01cHc0bXFy
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/qwavenyc
❥ ▫️3) Out & Abt @ 4PM-4AM📍Elsewhere ($30-$45) — pullin up around 11PM~
╰⪼ Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/out-abt-full-venue-day-night-takeover-tickets-1984419293526?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios&sg=12b9ef227f94ba98ed382c43ac38124903b7c52b37dca6b8c9fa4b4559e4bf5a9eda89f21321eb3c5d427ca24e0beaffeffded8e84083f8001ba59318d0ceb70abba49fc3dcb4e1da0cca7755ee1
╰⪼ Flyer: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYnnRr7j28n/?igsh=MXgwanVvNThzMTdsYQ==
╰⪼ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/outandabtt
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OK OK I KNOWW I KNOWWWW… total pride tix cost is $150
😩 … BUT AYY LISTEN LISTEENNNN…………
‼️ NYC ALRDY HAVIN A GREAT A$$ SUMMER, KNICKS IN FIVE, GAYSIAN PRIDE IDK 🔥 MONEY CUM N GO BUTT MEMORIESS LAST FOREVER YOLO 💯 DIS DA YOUNGESTTT WE GNNA B IN DIS COUNTRY OF MAMDANISTAN BTW ‼️
✱ DRESS CODE: SERVE CUNT OR B SHUNNED. STR8 FUGGOS NOT ALLOWED PLZ STAY AWAY. ✱
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tbh i j love bein gay & hot. rate 4/20 idk u but ure in my lesbian oil wrestling class & strapology 101. u seem cool ig
SEE YA BABES SOONN <333
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