If there's one thing this country needs, it's vibes. That's why I'm the first candidate in history to run an entirely vibes based campaign.
This November 2nd, show your support for your favorite candidate (me) by coming to a campaign rally at Union Hall. The back platform will be our reserved stage for the evening.
The after party location will be based on voter sentiment. One possible option: Dave & Buster's
DISCLOSURES
1. This is actually a birthday party
2. There will not be trains at this event
3. Open bar until at least 8
4. +1s (and more) are welcome
5. You'll gain an hour at 2am when we go back to EST
6. Paid for by Hance for America PAC
7. Approved by Alex Hance