NAW or NEVER - Smack Talk Open Mic
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•ᴥ•NAW or NEVER: The Smack Talk Open Mic @ The Elysian
💥 Valentine’s Eve plan = wrestling chaos + comedy energy. Put your name in the bucket, get 60 seconds to talk smack, the crowd decides, and a NAW “contract” is on the line. Featuring Jeremiah Watkins, Effy, Shane Hartline, Sethward & more.
When
Thu Feb 13 • 9:30 PM (doors ~9:00)
Where
The Elysian Theater • Los Angeles
What to expect
• 🎤 Names in → mic time if you’re called
• ⏱️ 60-second promos (fast, funny, big reactions)
• 🏆 Winner crowned by the room
• 👀 Perfect date-night/bring-a-friend chaos
Bring
Your loudest cheer, a brave friend, and a killer catchphrase.
Tickets
Grab seats now → NearlyWrestling.com
(RSVP here on Partiful for reminders + updates.)
FAQ
• New to wrestling? Totally fine—first-timers crush.
• Just watching? Also perfect—this show feeds on crowd pops.
See you ringside(ish). Put your name in and make the room pop.
Guest List
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