It's So Hard To Say Goodbyestein

Saturday, May 23

1:00pm – 5:00pm

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After thirteen years here in Los Angeles I've booked a ticket on that proverbial midnight train to Georgia (i.e. a 3pm flight to Rhode Island). That's right: I'm leaving LA and moving back to the East Coast and, despite what many are saying, this has nothing to do with any bad blood between Gavin Newsom and I. No, I've met someone and fallen in love and am going back East to be closer to her (and my family... and my dog who is already in Providence). But before I leave (on June 5) I wanted to have a little shin dig so I could see all of your nice, symmetrical faces one last time. So please, join me at All Seasons Brewing for an afternoon of laughs, love, and revelry. I've chosen a family-friendly brewery in the hopes that you will bring your little ones (many of whom I've grown to like more than the parents who created them) and I'll plan on bringing some coloring books and play-doh so they are properly occupied. I know the prospect of saying goodbye to me probably feels like a gut punch. By now you're probably on the floor, eating a pint of hagen das, and crying into a pile of old letters I sent to you when we were younger/hotter. And, I imagine you have a lot of questions for me. So, please find below some answers to the queries you might have for me: 1) Are you leaving for good? Will I ever see you again? My brother and sister-in-law live here, I have tons of friends here, and I'm not selling my apartment just yet so I anticipate that I'll be back to visit once or twice a year. And who knows where the future might take me. 2) You've met someone? What's her name? Can I meet her? Her name is Vanessa and she'll be at this party! Come meet her! 3) Are you leaving because you don't find me attractive anymore? No! Not at all! If anything I'm even more attracted to you now and it's a distraction! 4) If I can't attend this will there be another opportunity to see you before you go. I'll probably have a night time hang at an east side bar the following week but Vanessa won't be there and it won't be so kid-friendly. 5) Why am I having such a tough time accepting that this is happening? Denial is the first stage, babe. Give it time.

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