False Profits: Holiday Ho-Ho-Ho Down
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◕‿◕You must have been good this year because Santa’s bringing just what you wanted: False Profits live in North Beach!
Join us for holiday headbangers, jingle bell jams, and all-you-can-eat millennial catnip!
And introducing our newest band member- come see who it is!
Dress code: Santa’s emo-goth-punk phase in high school
Note: If you arrive before 9pm, go the ‘side’ bar next door to the main entrance. Our show will start around 9:15!
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