The Funeral of The Internet

Friday, Mar 28

7:00pm – 10:00pm

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150 total spots

Black Funeral clothing

THE INTERNET FUNERAL 💀🖥️ A Final Farewell to the Human Web You are cordially invited to witness the passing of the internet as we knew it. Before algorithms fully take over and AI-generated content replaces human creativity, join us for one last meaningful connection. Dress Code: Funeral Black (Mandatory) THE CEREMONY Gather to pay respects to the wild, weird, and wonderful human internet. *** The formal service begins promptly at 8 PM*, please arrive at 7:30 PM** followed by interactive memorials throughout the venue. THE EXPERIENCE Step into a world between epochs—where dial-up sounds echo through memory and the ghosts of GeoCities pages flicker on ancient screens. Feel the bittersweet weight of nostalgia as we gather to honor the chaotic beauty of the human-created web before it fades into algorithm-perfect uniformity. Throughout the evening, you'll whisper confessions of your digital sins, mourn the death of forums that raised you, and stand witness to the final moments of authentic online culture. In dimly lit corners, strangers will become confidants as you share stories of your first online crushes and the usernames that shaped your digital identity. Join our collective ritual for a generation caught between two internets. JOIN THE CREATIVE TEAM We're seeking a few more digital mourners to help bring this experience to life. If you'd like to join our creative team and help with setup, running a station, or contributing ideas DM Nicole on X: @nicilevv, or IG: nicilev.

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