The Balls Ball
Glittermilk presents
🪩 THE BALLS BALL 🪩
A BALL to celebrate all your balls.
What is a ball?
A formal gathering. A perfect sphere. A disco ball. A meatball. An eyeball. A beach ball. A cheese ball.
Humanity has been obsessed with balls for centuries.
For one glorious night, so will we.
The evening begins as a proper ball.
Stroll through the garden to the sounds of live jazz, sip a melon ball cocktail, admire your fellow balls, and revel in the refined atmosphere... while it lasts.
As the night unfolds, the seams begin to loosen. Formality gives way to delightful nonsense as the ball transforms into a world of chaos and wonder…
Naturally, we're going balls out...
✨ Dance Party
🤡 Puppets
🎶 Epic Live Music
🌀 Immersive Installations
🎭 Performances
🌈 Interactive Experiences
🎂 Surprises Galore!
⭐️ FEATURING ⭐️
🪩 DJ's & LIVE MUSIC 🪩
CHERI & THE WHIPPED CREAM
SUBSET
JASON HOSIER
JENNY K
HAMAGUCHI JAZZ BAND Featuring:
CODY AND SOUL
JAMES ZITO
🌀 PERFORMANCES 🌀
HILA THE EARTH
CHUCKIE SLEAZE
LAURA LEE PANTZ
FRIDA LABEIJA (House of Labeija)
JULIAN ELLE (International House of Elle)
JULIAN PAUL
LIL FLOOZIE
ANYTHING PROJECT
BELIEVE IN CHOCOLATE
)(UMM
WE WIGGLE DOLLS featuring:
YELLOW LEMON SHAPED ROCK
RICKY DOWNES III
HAILEY BENDAR
BASICALLY GOOD PUPPET THEATER
🪩 YOUR HOSTS 🪩
THE ROYBALLS: EMMA SPEER & NOAH KOSKI
⭐️ EXPERIENCES & BEYOND ⭐️
Ball D'oeuvres with the CHEESE SLUTS
I Spy Nose Balls with CHUCKIE SLEAZE
Ballin’ Shot Callin’ with LAZER
Puppet Balls Cinema with WE WIGGLE DOLLS
Tasty Nom Balls by YOKO NIPS
Balls Forever on Your Body Tattoos with LOLLYGAGS
Interdimensional HR Tarot Balls with ORACLE ELECTRIC
Custom Projection Balls by THE SPERM WHALE
Clay Balls in Your Holes by CLAY WITH CORAL
Big Vibrating Wearable Balls by AISU
Wide World of Balls with DICK VITAL (ALEX MIZRAHI)
Who's Balls!? Game Show with BRIAN DOOCHIN
And...
Ball Pit
Sporty Balls
Ball Room Balls
Pickle Balls
Bouncy Balls
Balls-Out Dance Party
Surprise Performances
...and more balls than anyone reasonably needs.
⭐️ LOOKS ⭐️
Costumes are highly encouraged.
Disco balls. Eye balls. Sports balls. Ball gowns. Meatballs. Gum balls. Beach balls. Mothballs. Goof balls.
Need inspiration?
https://www.pinterest.com/alanaland/the-balls-ball/
⭐️ TICKETS ⭐️
https://pools.events/t/-f8yrbgh/
$28 Early Bird
$34 Presale
$39 Door
DM @glitterr.milk a video of you juggling balls for a discount code!
⭐️ LOCATION ⭐️
Rubulad — Bushwick
Address emailed to ticket holders.
⭐️ TIMES ⭐️
7:30 PM — Doors
8 PM – 3 AM — THE BALL
Specific set times TBA.
See you at the ball!
Poster art by Adri Nina
Guest List
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