asdfghjkl it’s Maddy’s 30th bday BOAT PARTY!!!!! ⚓️ in proper fashion, we’re throwing a Cut to the Feels nautical adventure on the bay 💋
time to pull out ur old american apparel disco pants we KNOW ur hoarding, guzzle some glitter, and get ready to feel all the feels
ALL U BAMFs need to be ready to board at 3:30 PM SHARP or else ur sleaze status will be revoked and you’ll be demoted to ✨just a hipster✨ :/
when we say “ship” we’re NOT talking about ur OTP… we’re literally boarding the Lovely Martha once again. yes, this is real life. no, we are not okay. ⚓️
and because we’re committed to the bit: SMART PHONES ARE DISCOURAGED!!!! 📱❌
we’ll have a safe place to stash them on board, so u can finally experience the authentic 2012 tumblr experience of not knowing what everyone is doing at all times 😳
bring ur digicams + polaroids 📸 and if ur feeling especially performative, acquire a burner flip phone beforehand.
📌 PINTEREST MOOD BOARD PROVIDED for outfit inspo, obviously. think: american apparel, disco pants, leather, crop tops, ironic graphic tees, smudged eyeliner, and whatever else u would’ve posted on tumblr
$75 goes to the boat ofc, DJs, and UCSF HIV/AIDS research and Ward 86 - the nations first and longest operating dedicated HIV/AIDS clinic
BYOB if you please & we will also slanging :
-espresso martinis
-blue margs
-chilled wine by the glass & bottle
-seltzers, fizzy waters & coconut h2o
holler if you want to bartend for a discounted ticket!
reblog this to all ur mutuals 🔃
more info coming soon
xoxo gossip girl