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13.1 miles home. give or take ten years. β³
You won a war βοΈπ΄. Achilles you're not, but by the gods you're going to jog all 13.1 miles πββοΈπ¨ home. One problem: Poseidon π±π is chasing you on foot, personally furious, trident in hand, cardio unfairly good. This is nothing per-sea-nal π. It's extremely per-sea-nal. π€
You are NOBODY π«₯. Everyone is NOBODY π«₯. Wear a bedsheet ποΈ β it's a toga now. ποΈ
Reach Ithaca ποΈ Then we cold plunge π§π₯Ά, because 13.1 miles later our bodies are Trojan-horse-d π΄ and freezing water is the only dignified response. π«‘
ποΈ 13.1 miles Β· π©Ή Toga encouraged Β· π± Poseidon is a dude we're hiring to chase you Β· β°οΈ
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