Matt & Dylan Olympics
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ᵔ▾ᵔHear Ye, Hear Ye!
A proclamation to all corners of the Island of Brooklyn (and perhaps slightly beyond):
You are hereby invited to witness a momentous occasion of unmatched import and curious specificity:
The Matt Dylan Olympics. An elite tournament where only pairs bearing the sacred names Matt and Dylan may enter the fray.
Location: Maria Hernandez Park
Hour: 1pm, and so too shall destiny strike
Date: October 4th
Gather round for a day of games designed to test the very limits of human wit, strength, creativity, and good-natured grit—all in pursuit of the highest honor two best friends/lovers named Matt and Dylan can attain:
The Glorious Matt Dylan Trophy
Crafted (probably) by ancient artisans and imbued with the spirit of eternal camaraderie.
Our noble events shall be overseen by a panel of wise and wily Brooklynites, whose qualifications in the Matt Dylan arts are both rigorous and entirely unverifiable.
Bring your finest team of one Matt and one Dylan. Bring your weirdest talents.
Spectators welcome, encouraged, and possibly roped into surprise judging duties.
Come make history. Or at the very least, extremely strange memories.
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